My Paddle Is Better Than Me Funny Pickleball Shirt

The My Paddle Is Better Than Me funny pickleball shirt is for the player with a top-shelf paddle and a work-in-progress game. Three stars for the paddle, no stars for the person holding it. An honest shirt for anyone who bought the expensive paddle.

Who it's for

Give it to the player with a top-shelf paddle and a work-in-progress game, a doubles partner, or anyone at open play who will get the joke right away. Find more in our funny pickleball shirts and pickleball gifts.

Fit and fabric

A Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight, in a classic crew neck fit. Natural and White are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; Athletic Heather and Heather Prism Dusty Blue are cotton and polyester blends. It is a casual tee, not performance wear.

Size guide

Sizes XS to 4XL, unisex fit. Order your usual size; many women go one size down for a closer fit. XS to XL are $27, 2XL is $29, 3XL is $31 and 4XL is $33.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron on the print.

Shipping

Each one is made to order in the US. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then US shipping takes 3 to 4 business days, and shipping within the US is free. For Christmas, order by the first week of December to be safe.

Frequently asked questions

Can I play in it?

Yes, for casual games. It is soft cotton, so for hot tournament days a sweat-wicking shirt is the better pick.

Is it a good gift?

Yes. It ships free in the US and is made to order, so it is fresh when it arrives.